sixteen degrees F

i worry that the carpet is bleaching when the sun hits it. when the carpet is totally, totally, totally, totally white i will be a polar bear cub on it, floating in the caustic sea. i will take with me half of a bundle of bread crumbs and half of a bundle of mini pita bread "discs." ice will form on the bottom of the ocean, for the first time ever. with global warming, it is important to think "frozen." this is why the baby polar bear has become an important motif. perhaps coca cola was way ahead of everyone else in predicting climate change. they came up with the polar bear thing a really, really, really, really long time ago. long enough to when i saw those commercials on t.v. remember t.v.? it was before ifuture. you might not remember it, its ok. it was just some big plastic box people used to stare at trying to feel less alone or bored or both.
i just realized that my laptop looks like ice with a bit of melt in it. or like a big marshmallow with a melt in it, but we should go with ice to stay on topic. my fingers are fucking freezing typing on this ice laptop, not to mention how cold my lap is. jeez.
when i get back from my frozen trip, global warming will be over. it will start the global cooling thing everyone's been so excited about. it might mean more sweaters, but we have always needed more of those. and sheep herders are AMAZING. have you seen those ones who herd their sheep that have LED lights on them? they make sweet patterns in the dark! damn! i wish those sheep could see their own sweet LED patterns! i'll be not even once did those farmers take their laptops outside to the pasture to show the sheep how many hits they got on youtube. but that doesn't mean they don't care.