Now, listen to me.Listen to me. Sit down. We're taking picturesfor my parents. Do you understand that ? We're taking pictureslike we're a couple. Like we like each other.Like we're husband and wife. We span time together.We span time together as a couple. 'Cause we're a loving couple,spanning time. These photos are us in love,spanning time. No bullshit faces.No funny faces. Just look like you like me.That's all l want. Just look like you like me.That's it. Can you do that ? You're so weird.[ Sighs ] Fine. All right, let's go. Yeah. Are you gonna do it,or are you not gonna do it ? [ Sighs ]l'll do my best. l don't wanna waste more money.Just do it right. We're in love.We're spanning time. Look like you like me.Look like we're husband and wife. - l do like you, Billy.- You know what l mean. l mean, like you like melike you're my wife. Like you're in love.That kind of like. Like we're in love,spanning time. Okay ? Now, just do it right,all right ? - All right. l'll do my best.- Don't do your best. Do it right, okay ?And don't get smart. l don't wanna waste $ .Just do it right. - All right.- All right. Look like you love me. Let's span time, okay ?Let's span time together. [ Sniffles, Clears Throat ] - What are you doin' ?- What ? - Don't touch me.- What do you mean, ''Don't touch me'' ? We're supposedto be husband and wife. l'm just tryin'to make it look good. We're the couple thatdoesn't touch one another. We like each other a lot,and we span time together. We just don't toucheach other, all right ? Now, let's span time. Let's usea different color in the back. Do blue, all right ?This is the blue period-- Get up. Get up. Don't touch me again,all right ? Just look like you like me,and let's span time. All right ?You got that ? Yes or no ? - Yes - Okay, l don't wannawaste any more money. - This is my last $ . Yes or no ?- Yes. You do it for me. lf youdon't wanna do it, don't do it. - l'll do it.- Let's look like we like each other. - Span time and do not touch me, okay ?- Okay. Do not kiss me.
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Now, listen to me.
Listen to me.
Sit down. We're taking pictures
for my parents. Do you understand that ?
We're taking pictures
like we're a couple.
Like we like each other.
Like we're husband and wife.
We span time together.
We span time together as a couple.
'Cause we're a loving couple,
spanning time.
These photos are us in love,
spanning time.
No bullshit faces.
No funny faces.
Just look like you like me.
That's all l want.
Just look like you like me.
That's it. Can you do that ?
You're so weird.
[ Sighs ]
Fine. All right, let's go.
Yeah. Are you gonna do it,
or are you not gonna do it ?
[ Sighs ]
l'll do my best.
l don't wanna waste more money.
Just do it right.
We're in love.
We're spanning time.
Look like you like me.
Look like we're husband and wife.
- l do like you, Billy.
- You know what l mean.
l mean, like you like me
like you're my wife.
Like you're in love.
That kind of like.
Like we're in love,
spanning time.
Okay ? Now, just do it right,
all right ?
- All right. l'll do my best.
- Don't do your best.
Do it right, okay ?
And don't get smart.
l don't wanna waste $ .
Just do it right.
- All right.
- All right. Look like you love me.
Let's span time, okay ?
Let's span time together.
[ Sniffles, Clears Throat ]
- What are you doin' ?
- What ?
- Don't touch me.
- What do you mean, ''Don't touch me'' ?
We're supposed
to be husband and wife.
l'm just tryin'
to make it look good.
We're the couple that
doesn't touch one another.
We like each other a lot,
and we span time together.
We just don't touch
each other, all right ?
Now, let's span time. Let's use
a different color in the back.
Do blue, all right ?
This is the blue period--
Get up. Get up. Don't touch me again,
all right ?
Just look like you like me,
and let's span time.
All right ?
You got that ? Yes or no ?
- Yes
- Okay, l don't wanna
waste any more money.
- This is my last $ . Yes or no ?
- Yes.
You do it for me. lf you
don't wanna do it, don't do it.
- l'll do it.
- Let's look like we like each other.
- Span time and do not touch me, okay ?
- Okay.
Do not kiss me.
i shit you not. i just read this. best comment ever!
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